Little Johnny Paint Can
holding on for dear life,
having such a hard time.
Did you know your name was
Little Johnny Paint Can?

All the children laugh
what a silly name you’ve got
Little Johnny Paint Can.
Did you know your name was
Little Johnny Paint Can? No.

They found him in a paint can
sitting as an orphan
they knew they had to take him.
That is why they call him
Little Johnny Paint Can.
Everynow and then he’ll ask,
“what was the colour?”
but they never tell him.
“What’s your favorite colour
Little Johnny Paint Can?” No.

He just wants to drown, he says,
“underneath a favorite colour flood.”