H2O Joe
H2O Joe
Oh oh oh oh oh no
Oh oh oh oh oh no

He’s tired of being wet
I hoped that he’d forget
If he dried up he’d be upset
And I wouldn’t be happy
Having ruined another experiment

He got lost in the pool
He said it wasn’t cool
He can’t see himself when he swims
At Marco Polo he always wins

H2O Joe
H2O Joe
Oh oh oh oh oh no
Oh oh oh oh oh no

He always has wet dreams
I said it’s not as gross as it seems
In the winter he has no peace
He’s always afraid he’ll freeze

H2O Joe
H2O Joe
It’s starting to rain
Where did he go?

You could say his wit it wry
But his humour is never dry

H2O Joe
H2O Joe
Oh oh oh oh oh no
Oh oh oh oh oh no