I don’t care that you might judge me
I know you still think she’s sexy
The ocean’s bottom ain’t foreign to me
Spent a year walking the floor of the sea
Ah-oooh, my affair with a mermaid

Under water things are weightless
But swimming’s tough so chicks are fit
When I get wet it makes me think of her
Her skin, her scales, her floating long blonde hair
Ah-oooh, my affair with a mermaid

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na
You’d be tempted too if she swam up to you
Saying, “Baby, are you looking for something new?”
Ah-oooh, my affair with a mermaid

But I knew that our time had come
When the water muddied up my song
And I knew that I’d have to leave her
‘Cause under water everything’s a blur

When I get wet it makes me think of her
Her skin, her scales, her floating long blonde hair
Ah-oooh, my affair with a mermaid