I don't care that you might judge me. I know you still think that they're pretty.
When I get wet it makes me think of her: Her skin, Her scales, her floating long blonde hair. Ooooh, My affair with a mermaid.
Underwater things are weightless, but swimming's tough, so chicks are fit.
The ocean's bottom ain't foreign to me. Spent a year walkin' the floor of the sea. Oooh, My affair with a mermaid.
You'd be tempted too if she swam up to you saying, "Baby, are you looking for something new?"Ooooh, my affair with a mermaid.
But I knew that our time had come when the water muddied up my song. And I knew that I'd have to leave her 'cause underwater every thing's a blur.
