You’re dying it’s true I know this must be quite a shock for you You’ll be sad for a while But then you’ll get over it It’s the best thing to ever happen to you You’ll begin to live your life You’ll begin to live your life You thought you had all the time in the world To waste on money and waste on girls But

I may be a Mad Scientist But I still insist That all you pretty nurses wash your hands I know there’s blood everywhere And there’s stench up in the air But I still want those nets up in you hair And those Pretty Nurses say “Hey crazy doctor how’s it hanging?” The pretty nurse play “Hey crazy doctor how’s it hanging?” Those pretty nurses everyday I