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You doctor minors identification Can you doctor mine Look at my eyes, man. Do I look inhuman Just because I lost my mind Down broken streets in a broken city, I stumble blind Because my sight, through my dreams and visions Has now been undermined If I fall down and my heart breaks Promise me […]

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As I grew up there were boys and there were girls But each day I’d play alone in a strange scientific world Before his death, my father said, “son, don’t forget.” Said, “Don’t you lie about your life, boy, about your mind. About being insane. You’re insane You’re insane You’re desperately mad” What people see […]

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No Exits! Oh, my love, whatever happened to you? Now you’re gone, and my mind is too. And those nurses, however pretty they may be I’m afraid they don’t do it for me. One more thing before this fire starts I loved you, but then you broke my heart My heart my heart my heart. […]

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They’re coming to get me On what grounds man Are you going to take me away When will they see Science is free On what grounds man Are you going to take me away You must pack your bags now Take only what you need Make sure no nurse sees you duck out Though they […]

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I just came out of surgery I couldn’t save the life inside the body It’s happened before, but that doesn’t make it easy Oh No. Oh no Oh no. I don’t know where they draw the line Is it murder if I was really trying? I can’t believe I was used as a disease But […]

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You look so gray You feel so cold You were so young Now you look so old What have I done? No one knows Teleport your body. Couldn’t teleport your soul Rabbits, mice, a pig from new guinea All worked nice. All worked so easy I said, “hey, I’m trying something new. Could I try […]

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When I heard the news of when you got the blues All that I could picture Was the girl I knew with brown eyes that shine so true And in every text book that I’d read The story was never sweet Of people who under cancer fell beneath In you eyes there’s a spark that […]

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We’ll try it with a monkey Try to make him think We’re in over our heads Forget all that sign language We’re going to make this monkey speak We’re in over our heads But if this works we’ll have a monkey man Who will be able to sing and dance on demand They’ll scream Dance […]

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H2O Joe H2O Joe Oh oh oh oh oh no Oh oh oh oh oh no He’s tired of being wet I hoped that he’d forget If he dried up he’d be upset And I wouldn’t be happy Having ruined another experiment He got lost in the pool He said it wasn’t cool He can’t […]

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Sorry Alex, I should have stopped it I could have fixed you up like new And now you’re getting violent Ul-a-tra violent Now you’re getting violent, oh no Sorry Alex, just trying to make my way Don’t wanna go against the grain But I knew you’d be in pain And now you’re getting violent Ul-a-tra […]